Alright, listen up and listen good! This is 2 Samuel 16. So, King David's been betrayed by his son Absalom and is running away from Jerusalem. David's got his loyal troops with him, but they run into a bunch of unhelpful people who badmouth him. Then, as they keep going, they run into a guy named Shimei who starts throwing stones and cursing at David. He's like, "You're a wicked dude, David! You're gonna get what's coming to you!" But David's loyal guys restrain him, and David just lets it go. But then, they get to the Jordan River and David's loyal guys carry him across. And then they get to the other side and they meet up with a guy named Ziba who is loyal to David. He helps them out and gives them some food, and that's it for 2 Samuel 16!