ATTENTION! Listen up! 2 Samuel 11 is all 'bout King David messin' up. He sees a beautiful woman named Bathsheba, and instead of turning away, he has her brought to him, and they sleep together. Bathsheba gets pregnant and David tries to cover his tracks by having her husband, Uriah, sent to the front lines of the battle, where he dies. David then takes Bathsheba as his wife. The Lord is angry with David and sends the prophet Nathan to confront him. Nathan tells David a story about a rich man and a poor man, and David realizes it's about him. He repents and asks for forgiveness. That's it, troopers - 2 Samuel 11! Dismissed!