Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to summarize the story of 2 Samuel 11.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you insist. Go ahead.

Contestant: In 2 Samuel 11, King David commits adultery with Bathsheba and then arranges for her husband, Uriah, to be killed in battle. This leads to God's punishment of David, which includes the death of their first child. Later, David repents and God forgives him.

Alex Trebek: (Groans) No, no, no. That's enough of that. Let's talk about something else.