Alex: "Well, it's great to meet you! So, tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I can start by telling you about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Samuel 1."

Alex: [Sighing] "Alright, if you must. What is it about?"

Contestant: "It's about David mourning the death of his beloved friend, Saul. Saul and the Israelites had gone to battle against the Philistines, and Saul and his sons were killed. David was very sorrowful and wrote a song in his honor. He also commissions a man to go to Judah and tell the people about Saul's death."

Alex: [Clearly exasperated] "That's...very interesting. I'm sure there's more to you than the Bible, though. Tell me about your hobbies and what you like to do for fun."

Contestant: "Well, I also like to summarize Bible stories. For example, in 2 Samuel 2, David is anointed King of Judah and he defeats the Philistines. He then makes Jerusalem his capital and rules over Israel."

Alex: [Gritting his teeth] "Yes, very nice. Now, what about your family? Do you have any siblings?"

Contestant: "Yes, I do. I also want to tell you about 2 Samuel 3. In this chapter, there is a civil war between the House of Saul and the House of David. Eventually, David defeats Saul and is declared King of Israel."

Alex: [Visibly annoyed] "That's fascinating. Now, can we please talk about something else?