Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I'm currently writing a summary of the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: Ah, a Bible scholar. Interesting. (Alex trying to change the subject) So, what do you like to do for fun?

Contestant: Well, I really enjoy summarizing the Bible! I was just writing about 1 Samuel 31.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, what is 1 Samuel 31 about?

Contestant: In this chapter, the Philistines and Israelites fight a battle in which Israel is defeated. The Philistines pursue Saul and his sons, killing them all and taking their bodies back to Philistine territory. Saul's armor is hung up in the temple of Ashtaroth, and his body is fastened to a wall in Beth-shan. The men of Jabesh-gilead come and take his body down and bury it in Jabesh.