Alex Trebek: "Well, contestant, tell us a little about yourself! What do you like to do in your spare time?"

Contestant: "I like to read the Bible chapter by chapter and summarize it for fun. For example, in 1 Samuel 24..."

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* "Okay, if you must. What happens in 1 Samuel 24?"

Contestant: "Well, Saul, the King of Israel, is hunting down David, who has been running away from him. Saul enters a cave where David and his men are hiding, but David doesn't fight him. Instead, David takes the opportunity to cut off part of Saul's robe and leave without Saul knowing. After Saul leaves, David reveals what he did to his men and tells them that he did not want to hurt the Lord's anointed. In response, his men convince him to go out and confront Saul. David does so, and Saul repents for his past actions and is thankful for David's mercy. In the end, David and Saul make a covenant with each other and part ways peacefully."

Alex Trebek: *Clearly annoyed* "Well, I'm sure that was an interesting summary. Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about yourself?"