Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing 1 Samuel 9 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Uhh, okay.

Contestant: So, the chapter begins with a man named Saul looking for his father's lost donkeys. He and his servant go to a prophet named Samuel in the hope of getting guidance. Samuel tells Saul that he will be the first king of Israel, and that the donkeys have already been found. Saul is then anointed as king and the chapter ends with the people of Israel rejoicing.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Well, that's certainly one way to use this time. Alright, do you have any non-biblical interests?