Peter: Alright, so this is from 1 Samuel 9. Saul is looking for some donkeys and he sends his servants to look for them.

Lois: Why don't they just use Google Maps?

Peter: Ugh, Lois, seriously? Do you ever pay attention? Anyway, so they can't find the donkeys and they come across this prophet, Samuel, who tells them that the donkeys are already found.

Brian: But what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Peter: Ugh, Brian, nothing. So, Saul and his servants go meet Samuel and Saul offers to pay him for his services. But Samuel says he doesn't want any money.

Stewie: What a nice prophet!

Lois: Yeah, but what's in it for him?

Peter: Well, turns out that Samuel is going to anoint Saul king of Israel. So, he's basically getting a king out of the deal.

Brian: Wow, that's quite the return on investment.

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. So, Samuel anoints Saul and tells him that God has chosen him to be king. Then he gives Saul some advice and sends him on his way.

Lois: Well, that's it?

Peter: Yup, that's it.