Peter: Alright, so in 1 Samuel 8, the elders of Israel came to Samuel and said, "Hey, make us a king to judge us like all the other nations."

Lois: But Samuel was like, "Hells no! God is our king!"

Brian: But the elders didn't care, and they kept bugging Samuel until he finally gave in.

Meg: So then, God told Samuel to warn the people that having a king would lead to them paying taxes, being drafted into the army, and losing their property.

Chris: But the people were like, "We don't care, just give us a king!"

Stewie: So God told Samuel to anoint Saul as the first king of Israel.

Peter: And that's the story of 1 Samuel 8, or as I like to call it, "The Saga of the Tax Man".