Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 26. It's about, uh, David and Saul again.

Stewie: Oh, God, not this again.

Brian: Hold on, this time David has Saul cornered in a cave and he's about to kill him!

Peter: Wait, wait, don't forget about Abishai. He's with David and he's like "Hey, let me kill Saul for you!"

Stewie: But David is like, "No, no, no, don't do that, we don't want to be like the Sith, we don't want to bring balance to the force or whatever."

Brian: Haha, yeah, so then David takes Saul's spear and water jug, and then Saul wakes up and David tells him he could have killed him but didn't.

Peter: Yeah, and then Saul's like "Oh, you're a good guy, David, take my crown and my royal robe."

Stewie: And then he goes back to his camp and they all live happily ever after.

Brian: Like in the movie Tangled.

Peter: That's right!