Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 12. Let's see...Samuel is giving a big old speech to the Israelites. He reminds them how he's been their leader since they were young, and how he's always looked out for them, yada yada.

Lois: So what happened next?

Peter: Well, the Israelites asked Samuel to appoint a king, so he did. His name was Saul. Samuel warned the Israelites that if they didn't obey God, their new king would turn on them.

Brian: Like King Joffrey from Game of Thrones?

Peter: Exactly. Then Samuel told the Israelites that if they were ever in trouble, they should cry out to God for help.

Stewie: And then the Israelites lived happily ever after...until the sequel.

Peter: Yup. The End.