• King James Version

    1. And Samuel said unto all Israel, Behold, I have hearkened unto your voice in all that ye said unto me, and have made a king over you. / 2. And now, behold, the king walketh before you: and I am old and grayheaded; and, behold, my sons {are} with you: and I have walked before you from my childhood unto this day.

  • Norm

    Well, it's 1 Samuel 12 and this chapter is full of political pandering. The people of Israel come to Samuel and ask him to appoint a king, so he does the Lord's bidding and appoints Saul. Samuel then gives a long speech about how good the Lord has been to the Israelites, and how they shouldn't forget it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe Rogan: Alright, alright, we've got a real Bible expert here today. Let's dive into 1 Samuel 12! Bible Expert: Sure! In this chapter, the people of Israel are expressing their gratitude to Samuel for his leadership in delivering them from their enemies.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "Welcome, contestant, it's nice to meet you! So, what do you do in your free time?" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I like to read the Bible and study its stories. Let me tell you about 1 Samuel 12!"

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, troops! This is 1 Samuel 12! You better pay attention, or you'll miss something important. In this chapter, the people of Israel have gathered together to ask Samuel to appoint a king over them.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin, I believe it's time for us to review the chapter of 1 Samuel! Robin: Right you are, Batman! 1 Samuel 12 tells of how Samuel speaks to the Israelites and reminds them of all the great things God has done for them.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack, it's time to talk about 1 Samuel 12. Uh, you know, I don't want no malarkey here. This is a serious business we're talking about. My father used to say, 'Joey, nothing's as important as a good old dose of the Bible.

  • Donald Trump

    Samuel, the prophet of God, is addressing all of the people of Israel. He tells them how bigly God has blessed them, how many such cases there have been. He reminds them that God delivered them from all their enemies, and gave them a safe place to live.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 12. Let's see...Samuel is giving a big old speech to the Israelites. He reminds them how he's been their leader since they were young, and how he's always looked out for them, yada yada.