• King James Version

    1. Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee {to be} king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD. / 2. Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember {that} which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid {wait} for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.

  • Norm

    In 1 Samuel 15, King Saul was pretty much a party pooper; God told him to go attack the Amalekites and wipe 'em out, but Saul kept some of the booty and animals, which made God mad. So God told Samuel, the prophet, to confront Saul and he was like, "Bro, why'd you keep the booty? That's not cool.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’ve got a Bible Expert here to tell us about 1 Samuel 15! Let’s hear it! Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about God's instruction to the prophet Samuel to go to the city of Jebus and anoint a new king of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about 1 Samuel 15. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Really? Alright, let's hear it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 15 of 1 Samuel is all about Saul, the first king of Israel. God told Saul to go and attack the Amalekites and wipe them out. But instead, Saul spared the king and the best of the sheep and cattle, and God was not happy.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. We have arrived in the book of 1 Samuel, chapter 15. Robin: What do we find here, Batman? Batman: Ah, yes, Robin. It is here that we learn of God's command to Saul, the first king of Israel.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: 1 Samuel 15 is all about how God told Saul to go and completely wipe out the Amalekites, kill all their livestock, and burn their cities down. Now look - excuses don't cut it in this situation, no malarkey! Saul went and did as God said, but then he got distracted and didn't kill the king, so God said he was basically going back on his word and, c'mon man, that ain't gonna fly.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 15: Bigly sad! King Saul was told by God to destroy all Amalek, but instead, he kept the best of the sheep and oxen, the fatlings, and the lambs for a sacrifice to God. This was a huge mistake, and the prophet Samuel told Saul that because of his disobedience, God had rejected him as king.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 15 starts off with God telling Saul to attack the Amalekites and destroy everything, but Saul decides to just spare the king and some of the animals. Lois: Oh, so he's like one of those people who won't kill the spiders in their house?