• King James Version

    1. Then Nahash the Ammonite came up, and encamped against Jabeshgilead: and all the men of Jabesh said unto Nahash, Make a covenant with us, and we will serve thee. / 2. And Nahash the Ammonite answered them, On this {condition} will I make {a covenant} with you, that I may thrust out all your right eyes, and lay it {for} a reproach upon all Israel.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it looks like we're taking a trip back to the good old days of the Bible. In 1 Samuel 11, we find out that Nahash the Ammonite is doing some pretty nasty stuff, like gouging out people's right eyes.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got 1 Samuel 11. What's this one about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is about a man named Nahash who was the King of Ammon. He had oppressed the Israelites for a long time and was preparing to come against them and make them serve him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Mr. Trebek, I'd like to tell you about a story in the Bible. It's from 1 Samuel 11. Alex Trebek: (with a sigh) Alright.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! This is 1 SAMUEL 11! Saul is anointed King of Israel and he defeats the Ammonites with help from the Lord. The Ammonites have been causing trouble for the people of Jabesh-Gilead, so Saul marches his troops to their city and defeats the Ammonites! The people of Jabesh-Gilead are so thankful, they give Saul and his troops a hero's welcome.

  • Batman

    Robin: Gosh Batman, what happened in 1 Samuel 11? Batman: In the city of Jabesh, the Ammonites had laid siege and threatened to destroy it. Joker: Oh ho ho, what a nice little city. Batman: Indeed, but it was in danger! So Saul, the first king of Israel, rose to the occasion and rallied the people to fight.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. No malarkey! Saul, he was the first king of Israel, and he was a real tough cookie. So he had his troops march up to the town of Jabesh-gilead, and the folks there were like, "C'mon, man! Leave us alone!" But Saul? He was like, "Oh no, no, no.

  • Donald Trump

    Saul was a terrific leader of Israel--many people are saying! He was very, very popular and his people loved him. One day, a huge problem arose--the Ammonites attacked a town called Jabesh-Gilead. So Saul mobilized the people of Israel and they marched out to fight the Ammonites.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, let's get started! We're gonna be summarizing 1 Samuel 11. Stewie: Ugh, I'm bored already. Lois: No Stewie, this is important. In 1 Samuel 11, Saul led an army against the Ammonites and waged war against them.