• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass in those days, that the Philistines gathered their armies together for warfare, to fight with Israel. And Achish said unto David, Know thou assuredly, that thou shalt go out with me to battle, thou and thy men.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's another chapter full of folks in the Old Testament doing questionable things - this time it's 1 Samuel 28. We've got Saul, the King of Israel, who's a bit worried about the Philistines about to invade.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, what's the summary of 1 Samuel 28? Bible Expert: In 1 Samuel 28, King Saul consults a medium at Endor to speak to the prophet Samuel who had died. Joe: Hold on, so he's talking to a dead person?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek (sighing): That's great. So do you want to tell me about 1 Samuel 28? Contestant: Sure! It tells the story of King Saul and the Witch of Endor.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Chapter 28 of 1 Samuel is all about a man named Saul. He's the king of Israel and he's worried about a battle he's about to fight. He asks God for help but God doesn't answer him. So he decides to try something else.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I'm afraid we may have encountered a foe darker than any we've ever faced before. Robin: What do you mean, Batman? Batman: I'm talking about 1 Samuel 28. It tells of a story of a desperate King Saul seeking advice from a medium.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, when you're facing a tough situation, you gotta turn to the Lord. Well, I tell you what, no malarkey, that's what Saul did. He was facing down the Philistines and he was scared.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly, 1 Samuel 28 is a sad chapter! In it, King Saul consults a medium to bring back the spirit of the prophet Samuel. This totally unbelieveable chapter shows Saul's desperation to hear from God so he can win a battle against the Philistines.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in 1 Samuel 28, Saul was all like, "Dang, I'm in trouble cuz the Philistines are gon' come after me". So he goes to see the witch of Endor or whatever and is like, "Yo, can you talk to the dead for me?".