• King James Version

    1. Then they told David, saying, Behold, the Philistines fight against Keilah, and they rob the threshingfloors. / 2. Therefore David enquired of the LORD, saying, Shall I go and smite these Philistines? And the LORD said unto David, Go, and smite the Philistines, and save Keilah.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, 1 Samuel 23 is all about David, who you may remember from his many hits like "Goliath", and "Killing the Giant". This time, he's looking for a place to hide from Saul and his troops, so he goes to a nearby town called Keilah.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about 1 Samuel 23 today! What's the scoop? Bible Expert: Sure thing, Joe. So 1 Samuel 23 is about King Saul, who was looking for David in order to kill him, and David had to flee to a place called Keilah in order to avoid him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself... Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd tell you a bit about 1 Samuel 23. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Ummm, okay. Contestant: So, 1 Samuel 23 is all about how David and his men found a stronghold in the wilderness of Ziph, where they could hide from Saul.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This is 1 Samuel 23. Get it memorized! Saul's chasing David like a madman, so David goes to a priest named Ahimelech. Ahimelech gives David some bread and a sword that used to belong to Goliath.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it appears that David is in a bit of a predicament. Robin: What seems to be the trouble, Batman? Batman: The Philistines have invaded the land and are trying to capture David and his men.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. 1 Samuel 23 is one of those chapters that has literally been around since the times of my father. I'm not joking, folks. It's about a man named David, and his mighty prowess in battle.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 23 - Wow, what a chapter! It's unbelievable how many times David was saved by God. Very, very amazing! Saul was trying to kill David, but God stepped in and protected him bigly. In this chapter, some folks told David that Saul was coming to Keilah to attack him, so David asked God what he should do.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, here's the summary of 1 Samuel 23: Brian: So, basically, Saul was hunting for David, and he found out that David was in the town of Keilah. But, then David asked God if he should stay or leave, and God said he should leave, so he and his men left Keilah and went to the wilderness of Ziph.