• King James Version

    1. And the child Samuel ministered unto the LORD before Eli. And the word of the LORD was precious in those days; {there was} no open vision. / 2. And it came to pass at that time, when Eli {was} laid down in his place, and his eyes began to wax dim, {that} he could not see;

  • Norm

    Well folks, in 1 Samuel 3, you've got a kid named Samuel who's apprenticed to a priest named Eli. And Eli's got two sons who are priestly assistants and they're not so hot at their job. So God calls out to Samuel in the middle of the night, and Samuel is like, "Here I am!" and Eli's like, "Go back to sleep, I didn't call you.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got our Bible expert on the show, what's the chapter and book we're talking about today? Expert: Today we're talking about 1 Samuel 3. Joe: Alright, let's get to it. Expert: Well, this chapter opens with the Lord calling out to Samuel while he is sleeping and he doesn't understand what is happening.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'd love to share a summary of 1 Samuel 3 with you, if you don't mind." Alex Trebek: "Umm... sure, what is it about?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS 1 SAMUEL CHAPTER 3! THERE'S AN OLD PRIEST NAMED ELI WHO'S NOT TAKING CARE OF HIS TWO SONS WHO ARE PRIESTS TOO. THEY'RE DOING ALL KINDS OF BAD STUFF AND DISHONORING GOD. ANYWAY, ONE NIGHT, GOD CALLS OUT TO ELI'S YOUNGEST SON, SAMUEL, WHO'S LYING IN A TEMPLE BED.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy history, Batman! What did we learn from 1 Samuel 3? Batman: Well, Robin, it seems that the Lord called out to a young man named Samuel in the middle of the night. It was his first experience with God's voice, and he was so scared he thought it was his master Eli who was calling him.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal! God was calling out to young Samuel but he didn't know it was God at first. He was like, "What was that?" and he went to Eli three times and Eli knew it was God talkin' to him.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 3 is an amazing chapter! God calls young Samuel to be a prophet and tells him many important things. It's terrific how God speaks to Samuel and even wakes him up in the middle of the night. It's unbelievable how Samuel listens to God and follows his instructions.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: "Hey Stewie, did you read 1 Samuel 3?" Stewie: "Eh, I'm more of a "Breaking Bad" guy, Lois. But I guess I can give it a shot. So, umm, let's see. It's about this old guy named Eli who was like a priest at a shrine or something.