• King James Version

    1. And Hannah prayed, and said, My heart rejoiceth in the LORD, mine horn is exalted in the LORD: my mouth is enlarged over mine enemies; because I rejoice in thy salvation. / 2. {There is} none holy as the LORD: for {there is} none beside thee: neither {is there} any rock like our God.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, we've got a real nail-biter for you in 1 Samuel 2. It's a wild ride for the priest Eli and his two sons, Hophni and Phinehas. Eli's sons are up to no good, stealing from the offering plate and sleeping with the women who serve at the entrance to the Tabernacle.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about 1 Samuel chapter 2. What's going on there? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter starts off with a song of praise from Hannah, the mother of Samuel. She is thanking God for his great mercy and power.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: *sighs* So what can you tell me about 1 Samuel 2? Contestant: Sure! In 1 Samuel 2, Hannah is blessed with a son, Samuel, and she makes a special vow to dedicate him to God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Aye! You maggots better pay attention 'cause I'm about to lay down the law! In 1 Samuel 2, we meet Hannah, a barren woman who makes a vow to God that if he gives her a son, she will dedicate him to the Lord.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scripture, Robin! It's time to explore the second chapter of 1 Samuel. Robin: What can we expect to find in this chapter, Batman? Batman: A song of praise! Hannah, a woman of great faith, sang a song of gratefulness to God.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen here, Jack. My father used to say that if you want the Lord to take care of you, you have to take care of Him. And that's what Eli's sons were, uh, not doing. See here, Jack, they were literally taking advantage of the Lord's people and not honoring Him, no malarkey.

  • Donald Trump

    Huge news everyone! Many people are saying that God bless America and 1 Samuel 2 is a terrific chapter. Unbelievable, there's so much winning here for us! The chapter begins with Hannah praying to God for a son, and her prayers are answered.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 2. Let's see here. So, Elkanah and his family have gone to the Lord's temple at Shiloh and Elkanah is offering sacrifices. Lois: Can I get a sacrifice? Maybe some popcorn and a Diet Coke?