• King James Version

    1. And David said in his heart, I shall now perish one day by the hand of Saul: {there is} nothing better for me than that I should speedily escape into the land of the Philistines; and Saul shall despair of me, to seek me any more in any coast of Israel: so shall I escape out of his hand.

  • Norm

    So uh, here we are in 1 Samuel 27. We've got David, who's on the run from King Saul (yeah, it's a long story). So David tries to find a safe place for himself and his men, and he decides on Philistine territory.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we are talking about 1 Samuel 27. What's the story here? Bible Expert: Well, it's the story of David, who was a great warrior and had been anointed king by God but was still being pursued by King Saul.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: We've got a great contestant here today, can you tell us a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to summarize 1 Samuel 27 for you. Alex: (sighs) .

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright listen up, maggots! This is 1 Samuel 27. In this chapter, David and the Israelites have fled from King Saul and have taken refuge with the Philistines. The Philistine king, Achish, gives David the city of Ziklag, and David raids the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Greetings, Robin. It looks like we have a most peculiar case in 1 Samuel 27. Our old foe, David, is up to no good!" Robin: "What is he doing now, Batman?" Batman: "He has decided to join forces with the Philistines.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal on 1 Samuel 27. So, David has been running from King Saul, literally, for years and years, and he's been trying to find a place to settle down. So he goes to the Philistines, and they don't trust him, but they let him hang around as long as he does what they say.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 27: Bigly Winning! David was having a tough time in Israel because of Saul, who was way overrated. So David made a great decision and decided to go work with the Philistines, who were a great people, believe me.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 1 Samuel 27, David has to flee from Saul and he goes over to Philistine territory. Lois: So he's like a refugee? Peter: Yeah, but he's not exactly welcomed with open arms. The Philistines think he's a spy or somethin', so they tell him to go out and fight bears and lions as some sort of initiation.