Batman: "Greetings, Robin. It looks like we have a most peculiar case in 1 Samuel 27. Our old foe, David, is up to no good!"

Robin: "What is he doing now, Batman?"

Batman: "He has decided to join forces with the Philistines. He has taken a band of 600 men and gone off to fight against their enemies, the Israelites. He is even raiding and plundering their villages!"

Catwoman: "Ooh, naughty David. You'd think he'd know better than to side with those scoundrels!"

Riddler: "Indeed. He is certainly living dangerously, and his actions are sure to bring the wrath of the Israelites down upon him!"

Batman: "That's true, but it looks like it has paid off for him. The Philistines are so impressed with him that they've given him an estate in Ziklag. He has become quite a powerful figure in their lands."

Penguin: "Well, I never! It looks like David is becoming quite the villain himself!"

Batman: "Indeed. But it looks like his days of villainy are soon to be over. In 1 Samuel 28, we'll see that his luck is about to change."