Batman: Robin, a new chapter in the Bible is upon us!
Robin: What's it about, Batman?
Batman: It's about the Philistines returning the Ark of the Covenant to the Israelites.
Catwoman: That sounds like a complicated problem.
Batman: It certainly is, Catwoman. But the Philistines believed that the God of the Israelites had sent a plague upon them. So, they decided to return the Ark to the Israelites in hopes of appeasing Him.
Robin: Wow, so what did the Israelites do?
Batman: Well, they put the Ark in a cart and hitched two cows to it. Then, the cows pulled the cart all the way to the Israelite city of Beth-shemesh. The people of Beth-shemesh were so happy to see the Ark that they offered sacrifices to God.
Riddler: That's a neat story. But what did the Philistines do in the meantime?
Batman: The Philistines were scared, so they sent five golden tumors and five golden rats as a peace offering to God.
Robin: That's really strange.
Batman: Yes, it is. But the people of Beth-shemesh were so happy to have the Ark back that they celebrated and sang praises to God.