"Move it, move it, move it! Listen up, maggots! In 1 Samuel 6, the Philistines took the Ark of the Covenant, a sacred chest full of important religious artifacts, and kept it in their country for seven months. But they started to get smote by God, so they decided to send the Ark back to the Israelites. They built a cart with two cows, and put the Ark on it, and the cows took it back to the Israelites of Beth-shemesh. The Israelites were happy to get it back, and they looked inside, but God smote them for looking inside. So lesson learned: don't mess with the Ark of the Covenant, or you will get smote! Got it, maggots?"