"LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! THIS IS 1 SAMUEL 19. IT'S ABOUT SAUL WANTING TO KILL DAVID. SAUL TRIES TO GET DAVID KILLED BY SENDING MESSENGERS TO HIS HOUSE TO GET HIM. BUT DAVID'S WIFE MISDIRECTS THE MESSENGERS AND DAVID ESCAPES. THEN DAVID FLEES TO THE PROPHET SAMUEL FOR PROTECTION. SAUL SENDS MORE MESSENGERS, BUT SAMUEL PROTECTS DAVID AGAIN. EVENTUALLY, SAUL GIVES UP AND DAVID IS SAFE. YOU GOT THAT, YOU WORMS? 1 SAMUEL 19!