You listen up, maggots! This chapter is about King Saul and his son Jonathan. Saul is the first King of Israel and he is a total screw-up. He makes a big mistake and disobeys God by not waiting for the prophet Samuel to come and offer sacrifices. As a result, God takes away Saul's throne and gives it to someone else. Meanwhile, Jonathan, Saul's son, is a total hero. He's brave, courageous, and fights against the Philistines with only his armor-bearer and God's help. In the end, Jonathan and his armor-bearer defeat the Philistines and prove that God is with them. So, remember, maggots: Don't be like Saul and make stupid mistakes. Instead, be like Jonathan and do what's right. Got it?