Listen up, maggots! 1 Samuel 29 is about the Philistines gathering their armies to fight against the Israelites. The Philistine commanders ask King Achish of Gath if David and his men can fight alongside them. King Achish agrees, but the other Philistine commanders are suspicious of David, so King Achish sends him away. David and his men return to their own camp. That's it, maggots!