Listen up, maggots! Chapter 16 of 1 Samuel is all about the Lord choosing David, son of Jesse, to become the next King of Israel! The Lord sends the prophet Samuel to the house of Jesse to pick one of his sons as the new king. Jesse shows seven of his sons to Samuel, but the Lord says to Samuel that he doesn't like any of them. So then Samuel asks if Jesse has any other sons and Jesse mentions his youngest son, David. So the Lord tells Samuel to anoint David as the next king of Israel. So Samuel takes a flask of oil and anoints David, and the Lord's spirit comes upon him from that day forward. So that's it, maggots! The Lord has chosen David to become the next King of Israel!