ATTENTION! Listen up, you maggots! We're gonna talk about 1 Samuel 7. Samuel's gonna tell the Israelites to put away their false gods and idols and return to the Lord. Then they gather at Mizpah and Samuel prays to the Lord. So the Lord thunders and terrifies the Philistines and they get their butts handed to them by the Israelites. The Philistines are so scared, they don't even come back for 20 years! Then Samuel erects a monument to commemorate God's victory. That's it! Dismissed!