• King James Version

    1. And the men of Kirjathjearim came, and fetched up the ark of the LORD, and brought it into the house of Abinadab in the hill, and sanctified Eleazar his son to keep the ark of the LORD. / 2. And it came to pass, while the ark abode in Kirjathjearim, that the time was long; for it was twenty years: and all the house of Israel lamented after the LORD.

  • Norm

    So in 1 Samuel 7, the Israelites have been having a rough time of it lately, what with the Philistines being all over them and all. So they get together and decide to get rid of all the idols they've been worshipping - which, let's face it, is probably a good idea - and turn to God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about 1 Samuel Chapter 7. What's the dealio here? Bible Expert: Well Joe, the Israelites have been in a pretty tough spot for some time. They've been conquered by the Philistines, and their God, Yahweh, hasn't been helping much.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about 1 Samuel 7 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Okay, if you must. Contestant: So, in this chapter, the people of Israel are being attacked by the Philistines.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, you maggots! We're gonna talk about 1 Samuel 7. Samuel's gonna tell the Israelites to put away their false gods and idols and return to the Lord. Then they gather at Mizpah and Samuel prays to the Lord.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I'm afraid our old nemesis is causing trouble again! Robin: Who is it this time, Batman? Batman: The Philistines, Robin. They're attacking a small village in Israel. Robin: What can we do about it, Batman?

  • Joe Biden

    Well, folks, here's the deal. My father used to say that the Book of 1 Samuel is all about Samuel and his sons. Chapter 7 tells the story of how the people of Israel, c'mon, man!, turned to God and asked him to help them beat their enemies.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 7 - Bigly amazing story of the Israelites! God's people were having a lot of trouble with the Philistines, who were beating them in battle. The Israelites asked Samuel (low energy nickname for him -- Sammy), their leader, to pray to God for help.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter starts off with Samuel telling the people of Israel to put away their foreign gods, and to give their full allegiance to the Lord. Lois: Ooh, that's a pretty big ask! Meg: Yeah, like when I asked my parents for a car and they said no.