• King James Version

    1. And the LORD said unto Samuel, How long wilt thou mourn for Saul, seeing I have rejected him from reigning over Israel? fill thine horn with oil, and go, I will send thee to Jesse the Bethlehemite: for I have provided me a king among his sons.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, after all that, we finally meet the new King of Israel: David! Sorry, Saul, you had your chance. Seems like God has chosen David to take your place. So, Saul's son Jonathan is totally cool with it and even gives him some of his own armor.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the scoop on 1 Samuel 16? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter has a few main events. For one, God tells the prophet Samuel to go to Bethlehem and anoint one of Jesse's sons as the next king of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. In 1 Samuel 16, the Lord sends Samuel to the house of Jesse in Bethlehem to anoint the chosen one of the Lord.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 16 of 1 Samuel is all about the Lord choosing David, son of Jesse, to become the next King of Israel! The Lord sends the prophet Samuel to the house of Jesse to pick one of his sons as the new king.

  • Batman

    Batman: So what does this chapter have for us, Robin? Robin: Well, Batman, it's about Samuel anointing David as the new king of Israel. Batman: So David is the chosen one then? Robin: Yes, he was chosen by God.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal - 1 Samuel 16 is all about picking a new king for Israel. So, my father used to say, "Go out and find a new ruler for the people," and that's exactly what they did. They went out and found a young man named David - and you know what, he was the son of Jesse, and he had a good heart.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Samuel 16 is all about the selection of the next King of Israel. God sends the prophet Samuel to anoint the new leader, and he does so at the home of Jesse. After Samuel looks at Jesse's sons, he is not impressed by their traditional good looks.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's see what the Bible has for us this week. (Singing) Chapter one, verse one! Lois: Peter, please save the singing for church. Peter: Ugh, fine. 1 Samuel 16. So, God tells Samuel to go anoint a new king from the house of Jesse.