Peter: Alright, let's see what the Bible has for us this week. (Singing) Chapter one, verse one!
Lois: Peter, please save the singing for church.
Peter: Ugh, fine. 1 Samuel 16. So, God tells Samuel to go anoint a new king from the house of Jesse.
Brian: You mean like Jesse Pinkman?
Peter: Nah, he's from Breaking Bad.
Stewie: I don't know what that is.
Brian: It's a show about a meth dealer.
Stewie: Oh, like the one from Breaking Bad?
Brian: No, that's Jesse Pinkman.
Peter: Alright, enough pop culture references. So, Samuel goes and anoints Jesse's youngest son, David, as the new king.
Lois: Wait, so David is the new king?
Peter: Yup! And then God sends an evil spirit to torment Saul, the current king, so Saul calls for David to play the harp and make the spirit go away.
Stewie: Is this like the episode of Family Guy where Stewie plays the harp to make the evil spirit of Brian's old girlfriend go away?
Peter: It's not exactly the same thing, Stewie.