Peter: Alright, so in 1 Samuel 25, there's this dude Nabal who's a rich guy but an ass. He's married to Abigail who's way smarter but Nabal doesn't appreciate her. Anyways, David's all like, "Hey Nabal, you gonna help us out?" and Nabal's all like, "No way, Jose". So David's like, "Oh snap, I'm coming for you!"

Lois: But the smart Abigail intervenes and tells David to chill out and she goes to Nabal and tells him to sort it out quickly. Then Nabal is all like, "Oh, okay then". So Abigail goes to David with some food and goodies and David's all like, "Oh, okay then, I'm cool with that".

Brian: So, in the end, Nabal dies from a stroke and Abigail marries David. Just another day in the life of the Family Guy universe, am I right?