Peter: Okay, so in 1 Samuel 28, Saul was all like, "Dang, I'm in trouble cuz the Philistines are gon' come after me". So he goes to see the witch of Endor or whatever and is like, "Yo, can you talk to the dead for me?". And she's all like, "Uh, sure, I guess".

Lois: So then what happened?

Peter: So then the witch conjures up this ghost of Samuel, who's like, "Yo, why u botherin' me?". And Saul's all like, "Uh, I'm in a jam and I need help". And Samuel's all like, "Dude, you're gonna lose this battle and then you're gonna die".

Brian: That's kind of harsh.

Peter: Yeah, but it's true. So then Saul falls on his face and is all like, "Dang, I'm gonna die". And then he goes and fights the Philistines and, surprise surprise, he loses and he dies. The end.

Lois: Wow. That's pretty intense.

Peter: Yeah, but at least he got to hear it from the ghost of Samuel, so that's something. Hey, did you guys hear about the new Star Wars movie coming out?