Peter: So, uhh, what was 1 Samuel 19 all about?

Brian: Well, it starts off with Saul trying to kill David again, only this time he sends his men to capture him.

Stewie: Ah, I remember that episode. He sent out like a million guys, and they all failed!

Peter: Yeah, I think they were called the 'Saul-t Squad'?

Brian: That's...not quite right, Peter.

Lois: Anyway, Saul's men failed, so he sent out an evil spirit to torment David.

Stewie: Ugh, like when you get a bad case of the Monday-s?

Brian: No, Stewie, it was an actual evil spirit.

Peter: Oh, like a ghost that only comes out at night?

Lois: No, Peter, it was a spiritual being sent by God to torment David.

Stewie: Ah, like a poltergeist?

Brian: No, Stewie, it was an evil spirit.

Lois: Anyway, David's wife Michal helped him escape the evil spirit by telling Saul that he was sick.

Peter: Like when my doctor told me I had the flu?

Brian: No, Peter, this was a supernatural evil spirit.

Stewie: Ah, like a vampire?

Brian: No, Stewie, it was an evil spirit.