Peter: Alright guys, this is 1 Samuel 21. So, David goes to the priest Ahimelech and asks for bread and a sword, but the priest only has this crazy ancient sword with a blade made out of a hunk of cheese.

Lois: Oh, like the sword of cheese from Game of Thrones?

Peter: No, this is a real sword. So, the priest gives David the ancient sword and David leaves, but Saul finds out and gets mad. He accuses Ahimelech of helping David and orders his men to kill all the priests.

Brian: Wow, talk about a major power move. That's like when Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped out half the universe.

Peter: Yeah, but luckily, Ahimelech's son Abiathar escapes and goes to David. So, David and Abiathar start running from Saul and eventually end up in the city of Nob.

Stewie: Well, I guess the moral of the story is, never get on Saul's bad side. That guy's like the Joffrey of the Bible.