Alex: Alright, now it's time to get to know each other a bit better! So tell me, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I enjoy reading the Bible. Recently, I've been studying 1 Samuel 21.

Alex: (Resignedly) Okay, so what's happened in this chapter?

Contestant: Ah yes, so in this chapter, David visits Ahimelech the priest and asks for some food. Ahimelech gives David the holy bread, which only the priests were allowed to eat. Ahimelech also gives David a sword, which belonged to Goliath. Afterward, David flees to the cave of Adullam and tells his brothers and other family members to join him. They all hide in the cave together.

Alex: (Sighs) Alright, then what happens?

Contestant: Well, David then goes to the town of Nob, where he requests some food from the priests there. He is refused, but the priest Ahimelech gives David some food and a spear. Afterward, David goes to the city of Gath and hides in a cave. David feigns insanity when King Achish demands to know why David has come to Gath. Achish is convinced by David's story, and sends him away.

Alex: (Growing more exasperated) What else?

Contestant: Well, David then goes to the town of Adullam and hides in a cave there. He is joined by 400 men who have fled from the Philistines. David then meets with the Philistines, who offer him a place among their troops. David accepts their offer and is given command of a thousand Philistine troops.

Alex: (Frustrated) Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it for 1 Samuel 21!