Alex Trebek: "Welcome, contestant, it's nice to meet you! So, what do you do in your free time?"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I like to read the Bible and study its stories. Let me tell you about 1 Samuel 12!"

Alex Trebek: "Ugh, not this again. Look, I don't want to hear about it. Can't we talk about something else?"

Contestant: "No, this is important. In 1 Samuel 12, Samuel, the prophet of Israel, is giving a farewell speech to the nation. He reminds them of all the ways God has protected them and blessed them, and how He has answered their prayers. He also warns them about the consequences of disobeying God, and encourages them to remain faithful to Him. He then asks them to choose a king from among their own people."

Alex Trebek: "Remind me again why I'm here? Can't we talk about anything else?"

Contestant: "Don't worry, Alex, we are done with 1 Samuel 12. That's enough Bible for now!"