Alex: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible, so I know a lot about the Bible and the stories it contains.

Alex: (Sighing) Okay, so why don't you tell me about one of those stories then?

Contestant: Well, I was just reading 1 Samuel 18 and it's about how David and Jonathan become so close that they make a covenant with each other. Jonathan helps David escape from Saul's wrath and even gives him his own armor, his weapons, and his clothing. Saul then tries to take David out of his court but fails. Jonathan helps David again and even saves him from being slain by his own father.

Alex: (Exasperated) Alright, I get it. I think we've heard enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on to something else.