Alex: We've got a great contestant here today, can you tell us a bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to summarize 1 Samuel 27 for you.

Alex: (sighs) ...Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, David takes his family and his 600 men to the land of the Philistines, where Achish, the king of Gath, gives them the city of Ziklag. While living in Ziklag, David and his men go on raids against the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites, and are successful in each one. When Achish discovers David has been raiding his neighbors, he is furious and orders David to leave the city. David and his men then return to their homes in Ziklag.

Alex: (visibly frustrated) That's...great. Now, moving on. Who's ready for the next category?