Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about 1 Samuel 15.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Really? Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: So, 1 Samuel 15 is when God tells Saul to go to war against the Amalekites and destroy everything. But Saul doesn't listen and keeps some of the livestock and the king alive. When Samuel hears about this, he is very angry and tells Saul that he has disobeyed the Lord and that God has rejected him from being king.

Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about?

Contestant: Well, then Saul repents and Samuel tells him he will still be king, but that his kingdom will not last forever. He also reminds Saul that obedience is better than sacrifice.

Alex Trebek: [barely hiding his annoyance] Well, that's all very interesting. What else do you like to do?