Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I recently read 1 Samuel 6 and I wanted to share the summary with you.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Already? I've heard this one before, but I suppose you can go ahead.

Contestant: So, the Philistines have captured the Ark of the Covenant and have been suffering from a plague. They think it's because of the Ark and decide to send it back to the Israelites with offerings. They make a cart with two cows and put the Ark on it. The cows pull the cart all the way to Israel without anyone guiding them. When the Israelites see this, they rejoice and make sacrifices to the Lord.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, great. So, what other hobbies do you have?