Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I'm actually here to tell you about 1 Samuel 19!

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if you must.

Contestant: So, in 1 Samuel 19, Saul's son Jonathan visits David and encourages him to stay strong, because Saul is still trying to kill him. Saul sends men to David's house to arrest him, but his wife Michal helps him escape by covering him with animal skins. Saul sends more men after David, but Michal helps him escape again by convincing them that he's sick and in bed.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Is that it?

Contestant: Not quite! Saul then sends a group of prophets to capture David, but they start prophesying instead. Saul gets angry and orders them to be killed, but they all escape. Eventually, David escapes and hides in the cave of Adullam.

Alex Trebek: Great, so can we move on to something else now?

Contestant: Sure, let's talk about something else!