Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I was just reading 1 Samuel 8 and it's a really interesting chapter of the Bible...

Alex Trebek: (sighs exasperatedly) Alright, what is it about?

Contestant: So, in 1 Samuel 8, the Israelites ask Samuel to appoint a king over them so that they can be like all the other nations. At first, Samuel is reluctant, but he eventually agrees to their request and appoints Saul as the king.

Alex Trebek: Ok, sure, but what else?

Contestant: Well, the Lord warns the Israelites that having a king will mean they have to pay taxes and give up some of their freedoms. But, in the end, the Israelites still insist on having a king.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it! So, what about you, Alex?