Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Mr. Trebek, I'd like to tell you about a story in the Bible. It's from 1 Samuel 11.

Alex Trebek: (with a sigh) Alright...

Contestant: In this chapter, the Israelites are attacked by the Ammonites, who were trying to take over their town. The Israelites sent a plea for help to their leader, Saul, and he assembled an army to fight the Ammonites. The army was victorious, and Saul was declared the ruler of all Israel.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) That's... great. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Saul then set up a monument to commemorate the victory. He also made a vow never to rest until the Ammonites were completely destroyed. And, with the help of God, that's exactly what happened.

Alex Trebek: (trying to hide his exasperation) Wonderful. Anything else you'd like to tell me about?