Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'd love to share a summary of 1 Samuel 3 with you, if you don't mind."

Alex Trebek: "Umm... sure, what is it about?"

Contestant: "The chapter begins by recounting the story of how the Lord called to Samuel while he was a boy. He was uncertain of who was calling him, so he went to Eli, the priest, who instructed him to answer the call. When he did, the Lord spoke to Samuel, telling him his plans for the future. The Lord then spoke to Eli, warning him of the consequences of his sons' wickedness. In the end, Samuel grew up to become a judge and prophet of Israel."

Alex Trebek: "Uh huh. ... So, what do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "I'm sorry, did you want me to keep talking about 1 Samuel 3? I could go into more detail about the Lord's warnings to Eli and how Samuel eventually became a prophet. Or, I could move on to 1 Samuel 4 if you'd like."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "No, that's ok. Let's move on."