Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself...

Contestant: Well, I think I'll start by summarizing 1 Samuel 17.

Alex: [annoyed] Uh...okay...

Contestant: So, in this chapter, the Philistines and Israelites were facing off in battle. The Philistines had a giant warrior named Goliath, and the Israelites were scared of him. But then David steps up and volunteers to fight Goliath, even though he's just a shepherd boy. He defeats Goliath with a slingshot, and the Israelites win the battle.

Alex: [sighing] Alright...well, I think we've heard enough about the Bible for now. What other hobbies do you have?