Peter: Alright, for this chapter of the Bible we got 1 Samuel 17. So, Stewie, you wanna give us the lowdown?

Stewie: *sighs* Well, Peter, it's about this dude, David, who volunteers to fight a giant named Goliath. He has no armor and a slingshot, but still manages to defeat the giant.

Brian: Wow, that's pretty impressive.

Peter: Yeah, I guess it was a real David and Goliath type situation. Like when the Knicks beat the Lakers back in the day.

Lois: Peter, that's not really relevant.

Peter: Whatever, it was still a huge upset.

Stewie: Anyway, after David defeats Goliath, the Philistines retreat in fear and the Israelites win the battle.

Brian: Well, that's a pretty great victory for the Israelites.

Stewie: Yeah, it's definitely an example of the power of faith.

Peter: Yeah, just like that time when the Yankees beat the Red Sox. Faith in the power of the pinstripes.