Peter: Alright, so in 1 Samuel 20, Jonathan and David make a covenant. Jonathan strips himself of the robe that he is wearing and gives it to David, along with his weapons, armor, and bow.

Lois: Wow, that's like when I gave my husband my best pair of yoga pants and he just said "Nah, I'm good".

Brian: So then Jonathan tells David to go in peace, because he and his father Saul had agreed that David would not be killed.

Stewie: That's like when I told my mom that she couldn't ground me, and she just said "Fine, whatever".

Peter: Yeah, so then Jonathan calls David back, and tells him to swear in the name of Yahweh that he won't cut off his descendants. David swears, and Jonathan invites him to dinner with Saul.

Lois: That's like when my husband invited me to dinner with his parents, and I said "No, I'd rather watch The Bachelor".

Brian: So then David goes to dinner with Saul, and Saul notices that David isn't eating and asks him why. David says he's too upset to eat and Saul believes him, and gives him his own spear.

Stewie: That's like when I was too upset to eat my broccoli and my mom said "No problem, here's some ice cream".