Lois: "Hey Stewie, did you read 1 Samuel 3?"

Stewie: "Eh, I'm more of a "Breaking Bad" guy, Lois. But I guess I can give it a shot. So, umm, let's see. It's about this old guy named Eli who was like a priest at a shrine or something. He was like, 'Hey, God, talk to me.' And then God was like, 'Hey Eli, I'm gonna use this kid Samuel to talk to you.' So, Eli was like, 'Cool, cool.' Then Samuel was like, 'Oh, God, you called me?' and God was like, 'Yeah, I'm here. Listen up.'"

Lois: "That about sums it up, really. I guess the moral of the story is to always listen to God?"

Stewie: "Uh, sure. I mean, that's one way to look at it. Or you could look at it like, umm, don't be like Homer Simpson and always say 'D'oh!' when God talks to you."