Peter: Alright everyone, here's the summary of 1 Samuel 23:

Brian: So, basically, Saul was hunting for David, and he found out that David was in the town of Keilah. But, then David asked God if he should stay or leave, and God said he should leave, so he and his men left Keilah and went to the wilderness of Ziph.

Stewie: Then Saul found out David was in Ziph and came after him, but David found out Saul was coming and he and his men moved to the mountain stronghold of Horesh.

Lois: But, then Saul and his men set up camp at the hill of Hakilah, which was near Horesh. So David asked God again if he should attack Saul and God said 'No', and David stayed in the stronghold.

Peter: Then the Philistines attacked Keilah, so David asked God if he should go help them, and God said 'Yes', so David and his men went to Keilah and defeated the Philistines.

Meg: But then Saul heard that David was at Keilah and he stopped going after him. The end!

Brian: Wait, did anyone mention the part about the cave?

Lois: Oh yeah, David and his men hid in a cave when Saul was looking for them.

Peter: That's right, and Saul actually passed by the cave and didn't see them.

Stewie: Alright, I guess that wraps up 1 Samuel 23. Now who wants to watch an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?