"Listen up, maggots! This is 1 Samuel 23. Get it memorized! Saul's chasing David like a madman, so David goes to a priest named Ahimelech. Ahimelech gives David some bread and a sword that used to belong to Goliath. Then David goes to a Philistine town called Keilah, and he finds out the Philistines are raiding it. So David goes to God, asking if he should attack the Philistines. God says yes, and David defeats them. Saul finds out and tries to trap David there, but David gets away. The end. Get it? Got it? Good!"